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theomnisquid:

WHOANOW, is anon trying to steal my lovely lady away? Oh heckies nah come back to bed my sweet. ;0

Hahaha this makes me realize that I am severely lacking in sex/perverted related gifs. I should fix that.

Oh dang qurl I would gladly share my folder with you.

Admittedly, I have just recently started saving gifs. Before tumblr, I didn’t have a need for them! Now I feel that I must use them all the time! 

May 25. 2 Notes.

WHOANOW, is anon trying to steal my lovely lady away? Oh heckies nah come back to bed my sweet. ;0

 

Hahaha this makes me realize that I am severely lacking in sex/perverted related gifs. I should fix that.

May 25. 2 Notes.

madelinelime asked: Boners.

I do like boners. I like how they feel in my mouth and in my hands. And even in other body parts. Except the ear, cause really? Why would you have sex in an ear? That seems awkward……

And I find “girl” boners super hot. And I definitely get girl boners all the time.

May 25. 2 Notes.

Anonymous asked: WHAT!? You're so hot! I girl-crush on you so hard! I just want to nibble on your lip a little, sometimes. Is that weird? I feel like that's weird. Plus, you seem like the kind of girl who could really get into sex. And that's just hot on a whole different level!

Hahahaha what? Oh man, I’m all embarrassed now! Is that how you spell embarrassed? To r’s? It seems wrong? See! I’m all flustered now! Hahahaha. Oh wow. I never know what to say or do when people say they think I’m hot or have a crush on me!

And I definitely do get into sex! At least in my head! My husband isn’t into sex as much as I am, so our sex life if pretty boring and almost non-existant!

Aaaaahhh!!! You just made my night, anon! XD

May 25. 1 Notes.

bodyfleur asked: You don't like my brand of adult conversation? ):

aw baby, don’t be mad. You know I love you. :P

May 25. 0 Notes.
I don’t mind people being in character. Sometimes it makes the experience ten times better. I just hate when peope refuse to break character when it is needed.

I don’t mind people being in character. Sometimes it makes the experience ten times better. I just hate when peope refuse to break character when it is needed.

(Source: cosplayer-confessions)

May 25. 13 Notes.

Anonymous asked: Lesbian porn sounds perfect! I could really get in the middle of some girl on girl action.Or into? I guess it depends on if you like threesomes and large dildos

You know, I have actually been asked to be involved in threesomes before. But sadly, I wasn’t attracted physically to the people who asked me!

I’m not sure where I stand on threesomes. It seems like something I would like to try. But then I am so insecure in how I look that I start panicking about being fat and looking gross or something during the threesome! Aaaahhh! I overthink sometimes! Hahahaha. But I am definitely ok with large dildos! As long as liberal use of lube is involved!

May 25. 0 Notes.

Anonymous asked: Hey hey hey hey hey did you know that sheldon cooper came out GAY!!!

The character Sheldon? Or the actor? Because I always Jim Parsons was gay anyway…. And if it was the character, what about AMY???? Amy needs love too!

May 25. 1 Notes.

I have come to the realization that I have no idea how to entertain a 3 year old anymore! My own kid is now 8 and is independent and does everything on her own for the most part. And I work with infants….so what do I do with a 3 year old?

It would be easier if I had toys that were more her age range…that or if she would play with my daughter’s barbies. Hahaha luckily, she is somewhat satisified if I stuff her with food. XD She is a girl after my own heart.

May 25. 2 Notes.

Anonymous asked: I feel like watching porn. Would you watch some porn with me?

Oh anon, you terrible tease! Somehow I think it would be inappropriate to watch porn with a 3 and 8 year old around! But I would like to watch some porn. What kind of porn are we going to watch? Personally, I prefere lesbian porn.

May 25. 0 Notes.
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